Random BLAM! Harley Quinn Gets Naughty With Batman & Nightwing

Without Mr. J around to keep her in check, Harley is left to her own devises around The Dark Knight and his one-time ward. Can you come up with good captions to these images?

Deviant Art member The Other Mike is asking for Bat-fans to come up with funny caption to two of his latest pieces. Leave your suggestions here or at his Deviant Art page found via the link below.

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tobulicious

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"So Bats, how did you get that Batarang in there again?"

"Dammit Harley, not on my bed again!!"

Hamm3rtym3

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If that's Ivy's bed then I know why Harley's got Dick cuffed to it. Right above the deadly end of the pistol, carved into the headboard, are the words "Joker was here, many many times"

Dman7

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Batman: "So this is supposed to be a prostate exam right?"
Harley: "Thats what you think."

Robert K

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wtf

gtrman

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Pic 1
Batman: Oh my god Harley, I am considered fear personified by my enemies and one of the smartest men alive and dignified by my friends, so how did I ever wind up in this comically implausible situation, by all appearances willingly no less?

Harley: I have no idea! It would appear as though I am about to put my entire hand up your ass while I wear the belt of utility devices that have saved your lives and made misery out of the plans of my lover The Joker, your arch enemy. I suppose whoever sees this moment in time will only be able to use their imagination as to what comes next, it's such a silly situation!

Pic 2
Harley: Hey Ivy, look at me! There are all sorts of sexual toys laying around, implying I'm kinky or a sexual deviant! That, and this might be Robin under this Joker-esqe makeup. I mean, that's what's called Irony!

Ivy: I'm a lesbian, I hate men.

wheels1.5

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Wow, I think you need therapy Eek BLAM!

Boy October

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I can't beat Tobulicious' caption for #1. I'll try for #2, though.

Ivy: "HARLEY! I ALREADY TOLD YOU! NO RAPES IN THE APARTMENT! DAMMIT!"

Pietro Filipponi  |  Managing Editor

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Batman- "Dammit Robin, I said no pictures!"


Ivy - "AHHH! When you said you got a new squirting toy I thought you meant another poison flower!"

InstigatorGIRL

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Pic #1: Awwww, Batsy. Why so serious?

or

Pic #1: Okay Bats, let's remove that so called stick Mr. J says you have up in there.

Pic #2: Hey Red, you're the one who told me I should recycle more.

wheels1.5

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IF HARLEY HAD BEEN A PROCTOLOGIST, INSTEAD OF A FORMER PSYCHIATRIST Question BLAM!

Batman: Harley, get your finger out of my @$$, I'm not a Muppet BLAM!

JorEl77

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Pic #1:Batman - "How did a toy car get in there?"
Harley - "I told you not to fall asleep when you hang out with the guys from Jackass"

Hamm3rtym3

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Quote:

Pic #1: Okay Bats, let's remove that so called stick Mr. J says you have up in there.

Epic Win Kim!!!!